Getting your own back

As part of his web stats Percy (the nice chap who set up this blog for me) can see what people have searched for on google, and other search engines, before ending up at this blog. So far people have arrived here after searching for:

kevin hazelwood
maltase cross
fun with potassium
how are mobile phones are being misused nowadays
fun with chemistry sets explosive
.iwd viewer
admiral poindexter children
blowjob etymology
football programme collector blog
god is on our side
gypsies: scum of the earth
iwd nation
job well done in french
mohamed ben said - autobiography - abu dhabi
blowjob etymology
do muslims perform blowjobs
wayne rooney abu dhabi
fun with chemistry (four times)
god is on our side
polish mates
polenotes
suspended ceiling tiles
telephone number for iwd airport
weird customs
sharapova brat scream

I wonder - did they name an airport after me before or after I started the blog?

Is it not amazing what people are looking for? 'Blowjobs' seem pretty popular but, amazingly, nothing like as popular as 'fun with chemistry'. 'Polenotes'? Now why is anyone searching for that? I thought I invented the word. And 'sharapova brat scream'?

It seems to me that in support of my vast enquiring public I should try to ensure no one searching the web for these popular topics is ever disappointed. I shall, therefore, try to generate a few learned articles. I've little idea yet what I'm going to say about mohamed ben said - autobiography - abu dhabi, but we shall see.

First off, an easy one - 'suspended ceiling tiles'. Some months ago an unpleasant odour was detected in one of the classrooms at our local comprehensive school. It gradually became worse, and worse, until the kids were sitting in class with the windows wide open, freezing to death. It was initially suspected an animal had died under the floor and much disruption was expected when parts of the floor were lifted to investigate. Luckily, however, before this happened someone had the bright idea of checking the suspended ceiling. When they did they discovered someone, presumably a kid with a grudge, had lifted a tile and inserted a dead fish. This strikes me as an excellent way of having a bit of fun - the fish can be inserted and the miscreant can be well away before the problem becomes apparent. If you decide to try it, why not leave a comment telling your story?